The Dictatorship of Gallant Empire of Xap95 is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Great Overlord Xap Monke Lycentia XVII with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.45 billion XMonkes are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Syndica Citadel. The average income tax rate is 69.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Xapxian Monkæn economy, worth 325 trillion XFS a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,401 XFS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, red text rains down on the head of anyone who dares to step out of line (Gallant Empire of Xap95 has found 2 easter eggs), ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain, and every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gallant Empire of Xap95's national animal is the Gojira, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Jedi.

Gallant Empire of Xap95 is ranked 39,335^th in the world and 839^th in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 51.96 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.